Tag Archives: Comedy Corner

Joker’s Wild

How about some old quips for filling tonight’s sacrifice to the gods of the blogosphere? Being the lazy sort, I figured this was an easy way to fulfill the weekly obligatory rant and rave. Taken from Comedy Corner, my old … Continue reading

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Warning: NSFW

Not for prudes or goody two-shoes. Please be forewarned. Kristen mentioned previously her Aunt Millie’s aversion to Friday the thirteenth, and some of the superstitious things the old gal did in preparation thereof. With regards to scolding me at the … Continue reading

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Love, Kristen: Run for Your Lives!

Happy New Year! I know it’s almost a month late in announcing, but with grading exams and tying up loose ends, I’ve been extremely busy and apologize for not having stopped in to guest-post. I love the holidays, especially now … Continue reading

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How to Bathe a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the commode. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, … Continue reading

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And Now For Something a Little Irreverent…

Fargo 05/08/99 has joined Comedy Corner at 19:41:16 My neighbor Wally came up to me last night as I was getting out of my truck: Wally: “Hey, Fargo, I thought I’d stop by and invite you over for dinner Sunday … Continue reading

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Love, Kristen: The Highway Patrolman’s Ball

Caution, reader’s discretion is advised for mature subject matter. Today on the way into work, I was pulled over for speeding. The motorcycle cop walked up to my car window, flipping open his ticket book on the way. Before he … Continue reading

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Lessons I’ve Learnt

Reader’s discretion is advised for vulgar language. Fargo 09/27/99 has joined Comedy Corner at 17:49:54 Lessons I’ve learned: You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and give in. No matter how … Continue reading

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