Tag Archives: Green Coffee Bean Extract

Ode to Losing Weight

When I was young and in my prime,I’d stuff my face most any old time.Now my hair is turning gray,I only eat but two times a day. Trying to lose my flabby gut,And the extra padding on my butt;Looking at … Continue reading

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How Cold Is It?

If you’ve made any, how are your New Year’s resolutions holding out? We’re almost a week into 2018. Has it been tough not falling off whatever wagon you may have jumped on? The temptation to stay indoors during this incredible … Continue reading

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It’s Green Coffee Bean Time Again

Finally did the dreaded food-shopping for the month. All the necessary staples such as coffee, green tea, toothpaste and mouthwash, toilet tissue and paper towels, Splenda, soups, desserts, emergency canned goods like Chef Boyardee mini-raviolis—eaten after pushing off the grocery … Continue reading

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Oh, No, Mr. Hands!

The holidays are over with and forgotten—that is until now by bringing them up again—so it’s better to let sleeping dogs lie until Thanksgiving yet to come; although, we’ll start hearing about them certainly in October, or even September. Each … Continue reading

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To Eat Or Not To Eat: Here Comes the Season!

At the threshold of another joyous, festive season, starting officially here on Thursday in the United States, the holidays seem to get here earlier every year. Merchants are biting on the bit and drooling already for a month-long spending spree … Continue reading

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Turning into a Green Coffee Bean

Teetering on the borderline between obesity and the state of being overweight has prompted the purchase of yet another supply of this so-called miracle weight-loss product, to be set on the electronic notebook and digitally photographed for the lead-in to … Continue reading

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Fat Farm Update

Yesterday I finished the first of two green-coffee-bean-extract pill bottles bought thirteen days ago, and lost three pounds (1.4 kilograms)—not going quite as well as the previous time around—although I haven’t cut out many calories; as I’m pretty much consuming … Continue reading

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This is Getting to be Madness

The actual nitty-gritty for figuring out one’s healthiest weight relative to an individual’s height is known as the Body Mass Index, or BMI for short. The science behind the measurement is very concise, where BMI signifies whether one is at … Continue reading

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Ready to Stick That Dastardly Green Coffee Bean Diet Where the Sun Don’t Shine!

Forty-four days of being hungry: that’s what this green coffee-bean diet has been like. Last night, on the way back from super-moon-gazing at the Jersey Shore, I stopped at a favorite burger joint: White Castle in Toms River, NJ; and … Continue reading

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A Couple of Updates

Firstly, the previously mentioned Green Coffee Bean Diet has surpassed the thirty-three-day mark, as August is now in progress. The miracle concoction has melted away twelve pounds (5.4 kg) of ugly lard mostly from around my midsection. My goal for … Continue reading

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