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Things That Make Me Go, “Hmmmmmm!”

Why are the crowns of North Korean military hats so large in circumference? Are openly carrying pencils and small notepads while in Kim Jong-un’s presence part of the North Korean military protocol? What is it exactly that all those old … Continue reading

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Stroke Me

According to Twitter, my account has garnered 47,174 tweets since being established, which goes back to December 2011. Having just passed my 5th anniversary last month on the illustrious Social Media platform, minus the 117 tweets made so far in … Continue reading

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If Edgar Allan Poe Was a Contemporary Joke Writer

A couple of years ago, an entry in this illustrious journal explored the possibilities of what Edgar Allan Poe would conjure up as a present-day, news copywriter, aside from his deep involvement in poetry and ghastly short stories. The fabricated, … Continue reading

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Love, Kristen: Filling In for the King of Slack

We’re well into June already. Seems like only yesterday we were freezing our posteriors and knee-deep in snow. Soon we’ll be complaining about the heat, seemingly never satisfied with one’s weather. Now that the small talk is out of the … Continue reading

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Worst Hangover

The joyous holidays bring forth exuberant cheer in so many ways, what with all the year-end get-togethers with friends and family. One contributing factor, leading to such overwhelming jocundity, is all the alcohol that runs rampantly like a mountain waterfall … Continue reading

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Earth is the Insane Asylum for the Universe

This nonsense was originally posted in another one of my venues. Caution: text contains a mature theme and adult language. Jason Everhardt has joined Comedy Corner on 06/01/99 at 18:42:35 Just got back from vacationing in the Great Smoky Mountains … Continue reading

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