Tag Archives: suspended animation

Ode to Stone Fruit

Procrastination is my middle name. I must love punishment, feeling the anguish of having to do something that needs to be done soon, but time is left to settle back and say, “I’ll do it tomorrow.” Like take, for instance, … Continue reading

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Turning into a Green Coffee Bean

Teetering on the borderline between obesity and the state of being overweight has prompted the purchase of yet another supply of this so-called miracle weight-loss product, to be set on the electronic notebook and digitally photographed for the lead-in to … Continue reading

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A Couple of Updates

Firstly, the previously mentioned Green Coffee Bean Diet has surpassed the thirty-three-day mark, as August is now in progress. The miracle concoction has melted away twelve pounds (5.4 kg) of ugly lard mostly from around my midsection. My goal for … Continue reading

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