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If It Doesn’t Work, Use a Bigger Hammer!

Posted on May 12, 2019 by Mike Slickster

Infernal car alarms are enough to drive someone nuts, especially when the device goes off in the middle of the night, and the owner of that respective vehicle doesn’t hear its habitually blaring horn to shut it off. This has … Continue reading →

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Making America Great!

Posted on April 6, 2019 by Mike Slickster

Let’s jump right into the craziness that’s found around the U.S.A. lately, shall we? A Cleveland, Ohio, man had ordered one cup of coffee at a McDonald’s drive-thru. When picking up his order at the window, the fast-food restaurant’s employee … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged america, Animal House, apologize, arrested, battery, Ben Franklin, birds of prey, bonkers, California, cheese, Chula Vista, Cleveland, coffee, community service, consequences, cops, craziness, customer, Cypress Hill, Delaware River, drive-thru, fast food, first-degree burns, Florida, Food Fight, Generation Z'er, great again, high school, Insane In The Brain, insanity, junior, license plate, McDoanalds, melee, New Port Richey, Ohio, ospreys, pizza, pizzeria, police, population, prison, raptors, refund, regret, rotten, second-degree felonious assault, security cameras, shark jumper, shark tank, slice-throwing, survey, Sweetwater Union High School District, trouble, turkey, U.S.A., victim, vomit, youngster | Leave a comment

Off-The-Wall News

Posted on January 12, 2019 by Mike Slickster

The world has gone crazy. At least a good portion of the population has, that is. Reading the news everyday tends to make me shake my head in disbelief. It’s like, who can come up with the most insane story? … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged #BirdBoxChallenge, anomaly, Asbury Park Press, Bird Box, blindfolds, Brick Township, Cadillac XLR, Cat People, cellphones, Cleveland, crazues, crazy, crazy world, cyber experts, David Bowie, David Bowie's death, dead battery, Detroit Free Press, disbelief, electric door latch, emergency personnel, insane, insanity, internet, January 10th, lesson, madness, minions, mistiming, Momo Challenge, Momo copycats, neighbor, Netflix, NJ, off-the-wall-news, owner's manual, philadelphia, police, political brouhaha, politics, population, repost, saved, social media, supernatural entity, third anniversary, tracks, trapped, twitter, WCBS-TV, Wikipedia | Leave a comment

Today’s Tirade: Nincompoops

Posted on October 27, 2018 by Mike Slickster

This week’s billion-dollar lottery passed me by again, after my buying several tickets which didn’t even display one of the numbers drawn. That’s my typical luck. What are the odds for not having at least a lousy numeral from the … Continue reading →

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Bah, Humbug!

Posted on December 9, 2017 by Mike Slickster

Trying to get into the holiday spirit by putting together Rie Waits’ and my annual Christmas duet. Making progress. Got the basic tracks down and tweaking it here and there. Hope to have it ready by next weekend, maybe sooner. … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged Andalusia, Bah Humbug, christmas, Christmas cards, Christmas duet, christmas eve, complaining, cops, drums, electronic drum set, evicted, excessive noise, exercise, hallelujah, happy holidays, holiday spirit, Kris Kristofferson, lease, neighbors, no cigar, patrolman, Philadlephia, philly, police, progress, Rie Waits, run-flats, Sarobia, singing, snow, social media, stress, Sunday Morning Coming Down, the Little Drummer Boy | Leave a comment

It’s Always Something

Posted on February 9, 2017 by Mike Slickster

The prior tirade on these hallowed pages has addenda added in the comments’ section, updating the status of the awaited parcels mentioned in the essay, one of which was a new Fender Squire Telecaster; and the other is a new … Continue reading →

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A Tribute to a Long-term Love Affair

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Mike Slickster

A few entries ago, vandals and vitriol were the weekly topics regarding an unjustified attack on an otherwise cherry, chili-red Cooper S, where someone had keyed an “X” on both doors above the handles. About a week after the fact, … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged animosity, Barnegat, cooper, Cooper S, cure, england, fender bender, gender, heartbroken, heartstrings, insurance company, jerk, love affair, neighbor, NJ, Paul Simon, pigeon, pissed, police, prevention, sentimentality, statue, support, Thanksgiving, tribute, US, vandalism, vandals, victim, vitriol | Leave a comment

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If It Doesn’t Work, Use a Bigger Hammer!

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Today’s Tirade: Nincompoops

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