Tag Archives: Fargo North Decoder

The Seven O’Clock News

A blogger’s main nemesis is writer’s block. When it occurs and is close to one’s weekly, self-imposed deadline, a clever wordsmith keeps in his or her bag of tricks, subjects to rely upon as a last resort. In the case … Continue reading

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Dear Kristen: Happy New Year

My dearest friend, Kristen, You know I love you and have for all these years. Not much can come between us spiritually and sarcastically. You consider me to be the King of Slack, where I consider you as the Queen … Continue reading

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Warning: NSFW

Not for prudes or goody two-shoes. Please be forewarned. Kristen mentioned previously her Aunt Millie’s aversion to Friday the thirteenth, and some of the superstitious things the old gal did in preparation thereof. With regards to scolding me at the … Continue reading

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Love, Kristen: Friday the Thirteenth

Triskaidekaphobia—the fear of the number thirteen—has been around for eons, dating back to the dark ages. If the number lands on a Friday, look out. It’s become a day for which to be paranoid of events that cannot be controlled. … Continue reading

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Hallmark Rejects

Caution: vulgar language and bitter commentary. For the inscrutable, morally correct reader, beware of the following, explosive rant. This came from the inimitable Fargo North (decoder), back in the ancient days of dial-up, tying up one’s phone and future life … Continue reading

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Baby Boomers’ Dementia Test

Going through some of the nonsense from the now-defunct Comedy Corner, I found this gem from Fargo North Decoder, which jogged the cobwebs from my memory. See if it does the same for you. How many can you answer? QUESTION … Continue reading

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