Lessons I’ve Learnt

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Fargo 09/27/99 has joined Comedy Corner at 17:49:54

Lessons I’ve learned:

    You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and give in.

    No matter how much I care, some people are just plain stupid, incompetent; or detestable and totally unrealistic.

    It takes years to build up trust and only suspicion to destroy it.

    One can get by on charm for only about fifteen minutes. After that, they’d better have a lot of money or huge bazingas.

    You shouldn’t compare yourself to others. They’re more screwed-up than one thinks.

    A person can keep vomiting long after they think they’re finished.

    People are responsible for what they do unless they’re celebrities.

    Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades; and there had better be a lot of stimulating conversation, love and understanding to take its place.

    Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.

    We don’t have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

    No matter how you try to protect your children, they’ll eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

    The people one cares most about in life are taken from him or her too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.

And finally, I’ve learnt to say “Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke” in six languages.

Fargo 09/27/99 left Comedy Corner at 17:52:50

About Mike Slickster

As an early retiree with an honorary doctorate degree from the proverbial "School of Hard Knocks," this upcoming author with a lot of free time on his hands utilizes his expansive repertoire for humorous yet tragic, wildly creative writing that contains years of imaginative fantasy, pure nonsense, classic slapstick, extreme happiness and searing heartbreak; gathered by a wealth of personal experiences throughout his thrilling—sometimes mundane or unusually horrid—free-spirited, rock-'n'-roller-coaster ride around our beloved Planet Earth. Mike Slickster's illustrious quest continues, living now in Act Three of his present incarnation, quite a bit on the cutting edge of profundity and philosophical merriment as seen through his colorful characters, most notably evident in the amusing Thirty Days Across the Big Pond series, all of which can be found at Lulu.com.
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