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Fargo 09/27/99 has joined Comedy Corner at 17:49:54
Lessons I’ve learned:
- You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, hope they panic and give in.
No matter how much I care, some people are just plain stupid, incompetent; or detestable and totally unrealistic.
It takes years to build up trust and only suspicion to destroy it.
One can get by on charm for only about fifteen minutes. After that, they’d better have a lot of money or huge bazingas.
You shouldn’t compare yourself to others. They’re more screwed-up than one thinks.
A person can keep vomiting long after they think they’re finished.
People are responsible for what they do unless they’re celebrities.
Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades; and there had better be a lot of stimulating conversation, love and understanding to take its place.
Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.
We don’t have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
No matter how you try to protect your children, they’ll eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
The people one cares most about in life are taken from him or her too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.
And finally, I’ve learnt to say “Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke” in six languages.
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