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How to Bathe a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the commode. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, … Continue reading

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Nutty Kids’ Rhymes Put to Music

Having the weird, demented minds of typical teenagers with too much time on their hands, my rowdy band of degenerates and I made up deranged, little rhymes, while trying to outdo each other with the grossest and most insane jingles, … Continue reading

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