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Love Thy Neighbor

Another week, another bag of complaints and another tirade; but at least it gives me something to write about. Last week’s topics of despondency were partially resolved. The cigar-smoking nincompoop downstairs from me disregarded my brainstorm and continued to stink … Continue reading

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The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease; and the Neighbors From Hell

After much to-do had been thrown at both the seller and Internet big-box store by yours truly, a refund for the infamous, missing guitar case found its way onto my credit-card statement. No hard feelings, but I decided to visit … Continue reading

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How to Bathe a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the commode. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe it while you carry it towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, … Continue reading

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