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No Respect, I Tell You!

A Tribute to Rodney Dangerfield: I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I would have hadnothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over. Nobody’shome.” I went over. Nobody … Continue reading

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Love, Kristen: Pearls of Wisdom

First of all, Happy Groundhog’s Day belated. I’m overjoyed that pesky varmint didn’t see his shadow. According to a recent article on the Internet, a department store in Austria was offering $300 worth of free clothes to shoppers who would … Continue reading

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Ode to Pablo Picasso

The housekeeper awoke us abruptly, entering the room at ten thirty on Friday morning. I didn’t hear any knocking beforehand. The flabbergasted chambermaid stood motionless by the bathroom as she gazed about, looking totally bug-eyed like a Looney Tunes character. … Continue reading

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