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Ode to Losing Weight

When I was young and in my prime,I’d stuff my face most any old time.Now my hair is turning gray,I only eat but two times a day. Trying to lose my flabby gut,And the extra padding on my butt;Looking at … Continue reading

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Wretched Zippers

My beloved, black leather jacket found its way out of the cramped, dark, musty storage closet, into the broad daylight to become an active, signature wardrobe accessory that always makes me feel like James Dean, Arthur Fonzarelli, or Johnny Ramone … Continue reading

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