Tag Archives: puns

How Much Do I Love the Internet? Let Me Count the Ways!

Sixty-one days remain until Thanksgiving, eighty-eight ’til Christmas. Ninety-four days are left to 2019, three hundred and ninety-five before the U.S. presidential election. Yikes, let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves. Autumn just started last week. We need to … Continue reading

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A Fresh Breath of a Story

Warning: reader discretion is advised. The following may cause one to groan excessively. A prisoner escaped from the Philadelphia Jail and Detention Center the other day, while I was at Pennypack Park by the Delaware River behind it, in what … Continue reading

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Puns, Absurdities, Death, Euphemisms and a Joyous Resignation

Caution, the groan-factor is on high! Jason Everhardt 1/1/2000 has joined Comedy Corner at 16:42:45 Pardon the Puns: Hangover: the wrath of grapes. Income Tax: capital punishment. A used car is not always what it’s jacked up to be. Two … Continue reading

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