Monthly Archives: October 2019

Ode to Losing Weight

When I was young and in my prime,I’d stuff my face most any old time.Now my hair is turning gray,I only eat but two times a day. Trying to lose my flabby gut,And the extra padding on my butt;Looking at … Continue reading

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When the Frost Is On The Pumpkin

Been waiting for the first frost of autumn. It hasn’t hit us yet, but many areas around here have experienced it already, which officially ends the growing season for them. My furnace has been turning on lately, though. The photo … Continue reading

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No Respect, I Tell You!

A Tribute to Rodney Dangerfield: I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy, I would have hadnothing to play with. A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over. Nobody’shome.” I went over. Nobody … Continue reading

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Better Late Than Never

The furnace went on last night for the first time since last spring, a welcoming sound for the way autumn is supposed to be. The overnight low went down to 44°F/7°C in Andalusia and hit below freezing in the Poconos. … Continue reading

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