And Now for Something a Little Irreverent

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Bless and please forgive me for sharing this during Lent, but:

Jesus walked by the village square when he saw a woman was tied up in the middle of a crowd.

“What is going on here?” he said.

“This woman is a prostitute and we shall stone her,” the angry throng yelled in unison.

“He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone,” the Savior said.

The silenced mob dispersed slowly, leaving a middle-aged woman who hurls a large brick toward the bound wench, hitting the prostitute in the head, knocking the young woman out.

Flabbergasted,  Jesus said, “Ma, I really wish you’d stop putting a crimp in my style!”

Inherently, the above testament is the reason why many don’t allow their family to follow them presently on Social Media.

How many more days must I wait to complain again, thirty-five and counting? Thank you for allowing me this short moment of nonsense and blasphemy; and as always for your continued support.

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About Mike Slickster

As an early retiree with an honorary doctorate degree from the proverbial "School of Hard Knocks," this upcoming author with a lot of free time on his hands utilizes his expansive repertoire for humorous yet tragic, wildly creative writing that contains years of imaginative fantasy, pure nonsense, classic slapstick, extreme happiness and searing heartbreak; gathered by a wealth of personal experiences throughout his thrilling—sometimes mundane or unusually horrid—free-spirited, rock-'n'-roller-coaster ride around our beloved Planet Earth. Mike Slickster's illustrious quest continues, living now in Act Three of his present incarnation, quite a bit on the cutting edge of profundity and philosophical merriment as seen through his colorful characters, most notably evident in the amusing Thirty Days Across the Big Pond series, all of which can be found at Lulu.com.
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