Let Me Just Say This

Richard Nixon

Richard Nixon

    Fargo 04/08/99 has joined Comedy Corner at 15:12:37

    Kristen, I have a lot of respect for you, even if you are a ditzy blonde; but it must suck being a woman sometimes. It seems you spend too much time creating unnecessary drama and worrying about nothing, fulfilling your own disastrous self-prophesies. Seeing how much my last entry disturbed you, let me just say this:

      A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for
      their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a new cell phone.

      She is all excited; she loves her phone. He shows her and explains all the
      features on the new device.

      The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband,
      “Hi hon,” he says, “how do you like your new cell phone?”

      “I just love it, it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell,
      but there’s one thing I don’t understand though,” she replied.

      “What’s that, baby?”

      “How did you know I was at WalMart?”

    Love,
    Fargo

    Fargo 04/08/99 left Comedy Corner at 15:20:02

The above was Fargo North Decoder’s response to Kristen van Ouven’s preceding oration. Take into consideration this took place in the last millennium.

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About Mike Slickster

As an early retiree with an honorary doctorate degree from the proverbial "School of Hard Knocks," this upcoming author with a lot of free time on his hands utilizes his expansive repertoire for humorous yet tragic, wildly creative writing that contains years of imaginative fantasy, pure nonsense, classic slapstick, extreme happiness and searing heartbreak; gathered by a wealth of personal experiences throughout his thrilling—sometimes mundane or unusually horrid—free-spirited, rock-'n'-roller-coaster ride around our beloved Planet Earth. Mike Slickster's illustrious quest continues, living now in Act Three of his present incarnation, quite a bit on the cutting edge of profundity and philosophical merriment as seen through his colorful characters, most notably evident in the amusing Thirty Days Across the Big Pond series, all of which can be found at Lulu.com.
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