- Fargo 04/08/99 has joined Comedy Corner at 15:12:37
Kristen, I have a lot of respect for you, even if you are a ditzy blonde; but it must suck being a woman sometimes. It seems you spend too much time creating unnecessary drama and worrying about nothing, fulfilling your own disastrous self-prophesies. Seeing how much my last entry disturbed you, let me just say this:
- A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for
their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a new cell phone.
She is all excited; she loves her phone. He shows her and explains all the
features on the new device.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband,
“Hi hon,” he says, “how do you like your new cell phone?”
“I just love it, it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell,
but there’s one thing I don’t understand though,” she replied.
“What’s that, baby?”
“How did you know I was at WalMart?”
Fargo 04/08/99 left Comedy Corner at 15:20:02
The above was Fargo North Decoder’s response to Kristen van Ouven’s preceding oration. Take into consideration this took place in the last millennium.