There is nothing wrong with your computer screen.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal.
We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter.
We can change the focus to a soft blur,
or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
We can even create the dreaded Blue Screen of Death.
For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer screen. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to The Outer Limits
N.B. The above text is the into-script from the original Outer Limits TV program, which was jocularly updated here for fitting into the twentieth first century.
Actually, I wanted to see if this posting shows up on my Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Part-of-My-World/348586541828192.