Electile Dysfunction

Watch Out for the US Presidential Candidates' Clown CarI, like many with whom I’ve shared this topic, am fed up with the election situation.

Lets get it over with and move on! Fargo North (decoder) sent me this today and I’d like to share it with you:

I now live in a country where I have no president but I do have …

1) A dead Senator from Missouri is going to Congress.

2) A fake President is played on TV by Martin Sheen.

3) A new Senator from New York who used to be the wife of the boss of the man who may be president.

4) A Governor from Florida who is the brother of the man who may be president.

5) A sitting President whose wife now will be hanging around the same men who voted to remove him from office.

6) A senior Senator from South Carolina who, under our current Constitution rules, could be appointed to be President in this standoff despite the fact that he is 98.

7) A potential Vice President who, because he did not take his name off the Connecticut Senate race, could end up being the deciding factor in how the Senate is composed.

And finally ….

8) A state where a Republican Secretary of State and a Democratic Attorney General try to determine the outcome of 25 electoral votes without appearing to be partisan.

Any questions?

Frankly, I don’t see what the confusion is all about. Americans have always been known to embrace compromises. Possibly a simple compromise could resolve this election without all the pain and recriminations of a prolonged vote count dispute…………………

Bush can be president on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Gore can be president on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.

And on Sundays, Lieberman can be president so Bush and Gore can go to church.

A final note…

No matter whom we get as the new president… There is one bright note…

We have only 44 days until America is rid of the pathetic embarrassment that currently occupies the White House…”


I do not agree with the last statement about Mr. Clinton. I personally like the man and think the country has fared well under his administration.

I myself cannot cast stones at his behavior, having had “Lust” in my heart on countless occasions. But I would like to see a speedy resolve to the current state of affairs.

That’s my opinion…what’s yours?

About Mike Slickster

As an early retiree with an honorary doctorate degree from the proverbial "School of Hard Knocks," this upcoming author with a lot of free time on his hands utilizes his expansive repertoire for humorous yet tragic, wildly creative writing that contains years of imaginative fantasy, pure nonsense, classic slapstick, extreme happiness and searing heartbreak; gathered by a wealth of personal experiences throughout his thrilling—sometimes mundane or unusually horrid—free-spirited, rock-'n'-roller-coaster ride around our beloved Planet Earth. Mike Slickster's illustrious quest continues, living now in Act Three of his present incarnation, quite a bit on the cutting edge of profundity and philosophical merriment as seen through his colorful characters, most notably evident in the amusing Thirty Days Across the Big Pond series, all of which can be found at Lulu.com.
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4 Responses to Electile Dysfunction

  1. Anonymous says:


    It is interesting to note that the two presidential hopefuls agree on something: Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. However, they disagree on the details.

    George W. Bush states that there is too much bloody violence in the movies and on television.

    Al Gore states meanwhile that the media present Americans with too much sex and frontal nudity.

    In other words, Bush says there is too much gore and Gore says there is too much bush.

  2. Anonymous says:

    As Yogi Beri once said…it ain’t over till it’s over!

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