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About Mike Slickster

As an early retiree with an honorary doctorate degree from the proverbial "School of Hard Knocks," this upcoming author with a lot of free time on his hands utilizes his expansive repertoire for humorous yet tragic, wildly creative writing that contains years of imaginative fantasy, pure nonsense, classic slapstick, extreme happiness and searing heartbreak; gathered by a wealth of personal experiences throughout his thrilling—sometimes mundane or unusually horrid—free-spirited, rock-'n'-roller-coaster ride around our beloved Planet Earth. Mike Slickster's illustrious quest continues, living now in Act Three of his present incarnation, quite a bit on the cutting edge of profundity and philosophical merriment as seen through his colorful characters, most notably evident in the amusing Thirty Days Across the Big Pond series, all of which can be found at Lulu.com.
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One Response to Welcome

  1. Anonymous says:

    51 Things NOT to say to a man in bed

    1.I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
    2.Ahh, it’s cute.
    3.Who circumsized you?
    4.Why don’t we just cuddle?
    5.You know they have surgery to fix that.
    6.It’s more fun to look at.
    7.Make it dance.
    8.You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
    9.Can I paint a smiley face on that?
    10.It looks like a nightcrawler.
    11.Wow, and your feet are so big.
    12.My last boyfriend was 4″ bigger.
    13.It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
    14.Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
    15.Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
    16.Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
    17.Oh no, a flash headache.
    18.(giggle and point)
    19.Can I be honest with you?
    20.My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
    21.Let me go get my tweezers.
    22.How sweet, you brought incense.
    23.This explains your car.
    24.You must be a growing boy.
    25.Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
    26.Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
    27.Are you one of those pygmies?
    28.Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
    29.Ever hear of Clearasil?
    30.All right, a treasure hunt!
    31.I didn’t know they came that small.
    32.Why is God punishing you?
    33.At least this won’t take long.
    34.I never saw one like that before.
    35.What do you call this?
    36.But it still works, right?
    37.Damn I hate baby-sitting.
    38.It looks so unused.
    39.Do you take steroids?
    40.I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
    41.Maybe it looks better in natural light.
    42.Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
    43.Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
    44.Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
    45.Aww, it’s hiding.
    46.Are you cold?
    47.If you get me real drunk first.
    48.Is that an optical illusion?
    49.What is that?
    50.I’ll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
    51.Were you neutered?

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